A Filipino doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside: "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100." An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: "I lost my sense of taste." Doctor: "Nurse, bring me box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth." Lawyer: "Ugh. This is fuel." Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. That's $20." The lawyer returns after a few days to regain his money. Lawyer: "I lost my memory. I can't remember a thing." Doctor: "Nurse, bring box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth." Lawyer: "This is the same fuel you gave me the last time to restore my taste!" Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. That's $20." The lawyer pays him and returns a week later determined to get $100. Lawyer: "My eyesight's gone. I can't see at all." Doctor: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's $100." Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!" Doctor: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. That'll be $20." You can't beat doctors, especially Pinoy doctors.