1. Edmar

    Edmar New Member

    A Filipino doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside: "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."
    An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

    Lawyer: "I lost my sense of taste."
    Doctor: "Nurse, bring me box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

    Lawyer: "Ugh. This is fuel."
    Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. That's $20."

    The lawyer returns after a few days to regain his money.

    Lawyer: "I lost my memory. I can't remember a thing."
    Doctor: "Nurse, bring box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
    Lawyer: "This is the same fuel you gave me the last time to restore my taste!"
    Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. That's $20."

    The lawyer pays him and returns a week later determined to get $100.

    Lawyer: "My eyesight's gone. I can't see at all."
    Doctor: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's $100."
    Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
    Doctor: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. That'll be $20."

    You can't beat doctors, especially Pinoy doctors.[​IMG][​IMG]
     
  2. Edmar

    Edmar New Member

    WARNING: ITS JUST A JOKE...

    The Banana Test............


    There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

    a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by.

    They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

    Who do you guess will win?

    Your answer will reflect your personality.

    So think carefully... Try and answer within 30 seconds

    Got your answer?

    Now scroll down to see the analysis..













































































    If your answer is:


    Lion = you're dull.

    Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

    Giraffe = you're a [COLOR=#67B045 !important]complete idiot.

    Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

    A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

    Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

    You should take some time off and relax!

    Try again hihihi
     
  3. fellow

    fellow Member

    My digital life seems to bitch me over and over again with zeros and ones!
     

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